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pfp: a man playing drums while screaming while a cat sits on the bass drum screaming into a microphone. there is a seductive ham that was photoshopped above the mans face

bp: a photo of a sunset from Maui where the sun is still visible and some pink clouds are still getting light

when you think about it, la croix tastes beige
a wily priest by the name of deliverys frumeval

Astronaut: *takes a picture of the moon*

Moon: delete it

“do it for the gram”, meant something totally different when i was growing up
you telling me a rainbow read this book?
I put the K in quality

plumbing sounds like glug glug glug
wiring sounds like nenenenene

does that make sense

peeling a hot dog like a mozzarella stick
don’t fuck up the rotation Charlie Brown
Takes nap under a car. You can't find me.