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@ashhull
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A caffeinated sad clown. ☕️ https://justmytoots.com/@ashhull@mastodon.social
JoinedOct 2, 2025
Oh,what fun <derogatory>
If I were a trillionaire I wouldn't be
The secret to comedy is setting up expectations and then using a melon baller.
I'm so glad the commercial warned not to attempt having deer, lions, nor llamas drive a car.
Shhhh. Quiet! I'm giving someone the silent treatment.
I’ve dated online in the sense that my posts get old fast

"You're not hungry, you're just bored."

Wrong! I WAS peckish and now I'm irritated.

Tonight me is absolutely tickled with 3wks ago me for stashing pozole behind so much stuff in the freezer that I forgot it was even there 😋

My wife, without saying a word, suddenly jumps up from her chair, puts on her coat and boots and goes outside.

Full Moon obviously.

little known fact, Fred Savage had a much cooler older brother named Randy