"We are in the process of a second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless -- if the left allows it to be."

This is a rape threat, basically. "I won't hurt you as long as you don't fight back."

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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18-year-old: I'd like to go $300,000 in debt for a college degree

Bank: Excellent, sign right here.

18-year-old: I'd like to borrow $60,000 for a car loan

Bank: Yes, here you go.

18-year-old: Can I also get a home mortgage?

Bank: No.

18-year-old: Can I also borrow $5,000 to start my business?

Bank: No.

Make it make sense.