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@SirIssacGluten
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282 Posts

communist worm (she/her)

mastodon's good girl of tooting

ALSO AT @SirIssacGluten ON BOFA.LOL

love to get in bed and feel all my bones and organs snap into place like I'm made of K'nex
hey guys what up
@jackdaw_ruiz we live in a tasty society

@binchicken

rational brain: you have to finish your schooling, you do not want to be on television, you do not believe in the process, you know it's mostly emotion manipulation, you aren't attractive enough for it, you're not looking for marriage

worm brain: Apply Instantly You Coward

Sisyphus rolling the boulder up the hill but it's me and the boulder is one single boost, no more, no less
im gonna apply to the bachelor and none of you can stop me
bachelor in paradise more like censored butts in paradise
@SirIssacGluten and yet......i consume it