did you guys hear about john mccain

lardge balls

Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee!!!!!!

Space... the final frontier, some call it. I personally think there are like 4 or 5 frontiers after that

JJ abrams, greg grunberg and their wives sleep in the one big bed together like charlie bucket's grandparents

Logging on to mansplain

All planes are legally in international waters 15 minutes after taking off and before landing. Even domestic flights

It saddens me to announce that venom has been metoo'd

Got nuts like bowling balls

Bringing back "rekt" in 2019