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Whoever did this deserves the freedom of the world…

Dear Mastodon:

Hey, did you know I write books? Fun fact: I do! And the latest one is out today in North America in print, ebook and audio formats (UK, you get it Thursday). It’s called Starter Villain, and it is about villainy, toxic masculinity and capitalism… but funny. Also, it has cats. I hope you will check it out and recommend it to your friends if you like it. Get at your favorite local or online bookseller!

Top Ten Reasons I Procrastinate:

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Man Announces He Will Quit Drinking by 2050 — The Shovel

He has assured friends it will not affect his drinking plans in the short or medium term.

The Shovel

There are lots of books about schools for magical kids: Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, Unseen University, Strange Academy, and on and on.

But what about a retirement home for magical grownups? Imagine reaching a ripe old age, children and grandchildren grown and gone, and one day you find a gold-embossed letter in your mailbox:

"Greetings!
You have been selected for residence at the Moonfrost Home for Exceptional Elders."

Somebody write a novel about a magical retirement home. I want to read it.

If the folks working on high-temperature superconductivity got together with the folks who worked on cold fusion we could have lukewarm superconfusion.

#physics

#funfactscats

Ancient Egyptians would shave off their eyebrows when their cats died

According to Ancient History Encyclopedia, Herodotus wrote in 440BC that when a pet cat died in Ancient Egyptian times the family members would shave off their eyebrows in mourning. Now that’s an interesting cat fact!