Mastodawn

Fucken love that guy who at 5pm sends a publishing request directly at personal emails instead of the group box like he's supposed to and says we have two days to comply

Rant, Rot and Ruin Mar 26

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Tarale Mar 26

Clearly the field of fucks was not as barren as advertised.

But they're schadenfucks.

Rant, Rot and Ruin Mar 21

David Gerard Mar 20

https://newstechnica.com/2012/10/30/chuck-norris-facts-updated/

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked gay marriage, and fell flat on his ass.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He’s worrying about gay marriage.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure gay marriage. Too bad for him he never cries.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only the quivering fear of gay marriage.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups — he might accidentally get gay-married.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he would check his closet for gay marriage, if he had a closet.

Chuck Norris does not go opposing gay marriage, because the word “opposing” implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris already failed to stop gay marriage.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil to stop gay marriage. When the deal had been done, the devil gay-married him.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. Tell him how *fabulous* gay marriage is.

Rant, Rot and Ruin Mar 15

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JP Mar 15

I might turn it into a template.

Dear ${placeholder_err_backbencher},

Once again I am expected to waste precious hours of my limited time on this planet reviewing legalese because ${some_app} on my ${phone_or_browser} has updated its privacy policy.

I wouldn't need to bother if you and your ${placeholder_err_backbencher} mates pulled your collective ${appendage} out of whatever ${orifice} they currently occupy and got the loose collection of ${psychopaths} you call a party to pass the privacy laws we've all been asking you for, for a couple of decades now.

Get on with it.

Yours ${adverb},
JP

Rant, Rot and Ruin Mar 15

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Mark Newton Mar 15

On today, this inaugural "Bevan Shields Is A Fucking Dickhead Day," I'm pleased to inform you that we are not. https://archive.is/tACFK

Peter Hartcher is, regrettably, still employed by the SMH.

Rant, Rot and Ruin Mar 11

Trent Mar 11

Reminder that the fact that the NACC did not find that Scott Morrison acted corruptly means that he is a garbage human, but not a corrupt garbage human.

Rant, Rot and Ruin Mar 9

Fraser Tweedale Mar 9

RE: https://mastodon.social/@twcau/116185880986870004

Let's find out more about this interesting (and very good) #myGov development, and how it came to be: https://www.righttoknow.org.au/request/mygov_authenticators_and_code_ge #FOI

Rant, Rot and Ruin Feb 27

Shlee fooled around &Feb 27

RE: https://mastodon.online/@Geri/116139143947505316

*Laughs in Australian*

Rant, Rot and Ruin Feb 23

Christopher Owen Feb 23

It’s true that men think about Ancient Rome at least once a day but we also think about Korben Dallas declaring to the police that “Negative, I am a meat popsicle” in the Fifth Element at least once a day as well

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Rant, Rot and Ruin Feb 22

@piecritic zellij has a status bar that displays contextual keyboard shortcuts