I might turn it into a template.

Dear ${placeholder_err_backbencher},

Once again I am expected to waste precious hours of my limited time on this planet reviewing legalese because ${some_app} on my ${phone_or_browser} has updated its privacy policy.

I wouldn't need to bother if you and your ${placeholder_err_backbencher} mates pulled your collective ${appendage} out of whatever ${orifice} they currently occupy and got the loose collection of ${psychopaths} you call a party to pass the privacy laws we've all been asking you for, for a couple of decades now.

Get on with it.

Yours ${adverb},
JP