Robert Jordan

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Grey haired CyberSecurity defender. Been doing this so long everything hurts.

Once took 20th Century Fox corporate offline by literally pulling out one cable and kept them offline for 58 hours as we lost the cable.

Crashed a data center by turning on the webserver for www.titanicthemovie.com.

I probably shouldn’t be working with computers.
Be kind, RTFM. he/him

Robert JordanOct 19, 2023
Needed some fun socks for an event tonight and realized I haven’t purchased my tickets for #cyberwarcon. Have you?
Show threadRobert JordanSep 27, 2023
@accidentalciso but……uh……that’s how we pass audits.
Show threadRobert JordanAug 17, 2023
@SwiftOnSecurity there is no privacy, only Zuul.
Show threadRobert JordanMay 10, 2023
@hacks4pancakes the first thing the came to mind - would you, could you for a yeti?
Robert JordanApr 25, 2023
@Lockdownyourlife
Robert JordanApr 18, 2023
@malwaretech i’m still confused as to why we dont board the back of the plane first. I mean, could you imagine the chaos of debarkation if we started in the back of the plane?! Oh wait..that is our boarding process
Robert JordanApr 18, 2023
@cisohelen advanced googling techniques 🤪
Robert JordanFeb 20, 2023
@malwaretech if Cambrige Analytica (or similar) was involved, 52% would say yes.
Robert JordanFeb 4, 2023
nixCraft 🐧Feb 4, 2023
Who here remembers these two?
Show threadRobert JordanFeb 3, 2023
@malwarejake. Our vendors are assessed by insolvency risk, how unique they are in the market and how long it would take to migrate away should they no longer operate. It goes to the overall inherent risk score of using that vendor. In this case, I’d probably pull the rip cord - alert IT, legal and finance - and stand up another vendor and start the migration.