The best thing about Mastodon is I don't have a fucking clue about whatever the fuck is going on with Cohen or Manafort, but I'm rapidly adapting to the new "vape ape" and "tiddy alf" reality
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walungiall i'm saying is, wil showed up and just a day later we got a big vape ape and no one has seen them in the same place at the same time.
im the hell dude*a new meme culture arising in real time as the ossified husks of an older era's shitposting conventions are sloughed off, unshackled shitposters rise and gaze out at a bright new world of opportunity, silent at first and then in unison they speak*
lol vape ape
Now @@RYPvanWinkle do it anyway, it's good
an Even Eveier Eve@RYPvanWinkle yes, in fact its encouraged
Is it legal to fav and boost the same toot?
Ghoul Hobbes@stunt_bird here's a hint: have you read any of the essays any of them have written
Eugen Rochko*logging on after working on code*
*being asked about big tiddy alf and vape ape*
jackdaw_ruiz 
[a bunch of right-wing reactionaries exodus from Twitter into Gab]
🐸 : now that we're all here, let's commence to sharing unhinged theories about qanon, discussing the deep state, and post american flags nonstop!🇺🇸
[a bunch of garbage leftists exodus from Twitter into Mastodon]
🐘 : now that we're all here, BIG TIDDY ALF and FAT YOSHI play Fortnite with VAPE APE this is canon, people!👏
cry fieriThere is a fifth instance beyond that which is known to man. It is an instance as vast as space and as federated as infinity. It is the middle ground between essay and shitpost, between anarchist and stalinist, and it lies between the pit of reply guy's fears and the summit of his posts. This is the instance of imagination. It is an area which we call the Tooter Zone.