I don't really know what kind of brain worm makes you fake outrage about another social media platform's TOS but I think we can all agree: lol, lmao

if you walked freud through 45 minutes worth of tumblr posts you would cause an pen ink shortage in multiple countries

this place is gonna be a methadone clinic for people addicted to pointless online conflict for like 6 months

now that he's won lula needs to do what he can to secure the peaceful transition of power: publicly execute bolsonaro by hollowing him out and turning him into a pinata

#twittermigration first rule of this web site is that we love (wil) wheaton. that's what #wlw stands for if you see it in anyone's bio

it's very nice how much more relaxed the atmosphere here feels much more like you can just toot as you please

Welcome to hopefully the Final Birdsite Migration (2022, colorized)

damn, can't believe mastodon admins can read your DMs. Good thing twitter pinky swears it won't read yours.