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Software engineer specializing in security things. Otherwise likely gaming or cooking. KdReserved0 is my fault.

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The time has come, and with it your reading material for the week.

Phrack #71 is officially released ONLINE! Let us know what you think!

http://phrack.org/issues/71/1.html

.:: Phrack Magazine ::.

Phrack staff website.

A broken clock fixed by taping a working clock over it is a metaphor for every codebase you’ll encounter in your professional career as a software developer.
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Even more important than the idea of assuming positive intent when working with others is to engage with curiosity.

It’s good to assume someone disagreeing with you isn’t malicious but even better is trying to understand what assumptions they’ve made or context they have that led to disagreement.

@morgthorak I think you might want to make sure you don’t follow me.

Because your “woke communist propaganda” comment makes me think you’re a moron of the first order.

I strongly suspect I am one of those “woke communists” you worry about. But you probably couldn’t actually explain what either of those words actually mean, could you?

I’m a card-carrying atheist, I think a woman’s right to choose is very important, I think that “well regulated militia” means that guns should be carefully licensed and not just randomly given to any moron with a pulse, and I couldn’t care less if you decided to dress up in the “wrong” clothes or decided you’d rather live your life without feeling tied to whatever plumbing you were born with.

And dammit, if that all makes me “woke”, then I think anybody who uses that word as a pejorative is a f*cking disgrace to the human race. So please just unfollow me right now.

@Patrickoldhiker @malc @Popehat

Angry People: We should have more genetic diversity in the Royal family.

Prince Harry: Let me introduce my fiancée.

Angry People: No, not like that. We definitely very much did not mean that.

Every time some rando complains that EFF has been taken over by woke feminists, I only grow more powerful.
The correct answer when a customer asks “Can you build this feature?” is almost always “What problem are you trying to solve?”

Society: You can’t take or sell drugs or we’ll put you in jail. Drugs lead to a life of suffering and squalor.

People: So suffering and squalor are bad?

Society: YES

People: And you’ll help lift me out of suffering and squalor?

Society: lol no

People: . . .

Society: THAT’S EXACTLY WHY YOU CAN’T TAKE DRUGS