evacide
Every time some rando complains that EFF has been taken over by woke feminists, I only grow more powerful.
Apr 28, 2023 at 7:08pmWeb
Show threadKen WhiteApr 28, 2023
@evacide It’s true when I did that presentation at EFF years ago it had dogs and beer but when I visited last week they made me wear a dress and read a part from the Vagina Monologues and told me my male privilege caused global warming
Show threadkkellerApr 28, 2023
@Popehat need pics!
Show threadDoug WarrenApr 28, 2023
@Popehat @evacide
"I kind of liked the wig, however."
Show threadPau AmmaApr 28, 2023

@Popehat @evacide

Pics or it didn't happen.

Show threadRhett DerrickApr 28, 2023
@Popehat @evacide you went to the wrong EFF. Last week was the Elderly Flattering Feminists’ annual conference.
Show threadTim AidleyApr 28, 2023
@Popehat @evacide To be fair, you looked *stunning* in that dress.
Show threada high doomApr 28, 2023
@evacide somebody recently used the phrase: “citadel of gynocracy” and when will that be happening because im here for it.
Show threadPyperkubApr 28, 2023
@evacide More power to you!
Show threadKeith DukeApr 28, 2023
@evacide 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Show threadeagerpebbleApr 28, 2023
@evacide oh, that's why EFF has become less insufferable? Cool.
Show threadBradPatrickApr 28, 2023
@evacide I’m rather counting on it!
Show threadSal RandolphApr 28, 2023
@evacide Follow!
Show threadPat CMApr 28, 2023
@evacide
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Show threadStefan Midjich ꙮ҄Apr 28, 2023
@evacide if feminist means equality between genders, and woke means accepting all people, then I think the entire world is being taken over. finally.
Show threadClaudestrophobicApr 28, 2023
@evacide Oh gasp. Oh no.
Show threadSam GrossApr 28, 2023
@evacide if I tweet that complaint repeatedly will that help you become *even more* more powerful? Because if so I know what I’m doing with my not-yet-extant sock puppet this weekend.
Show threadKagan MacTane (he/him)Apr 28, 2023
@evacide Ah yes, the EFF, which famously used to be not-woke until something happened recently. Sort of like Rage Against the Machine.
Show threadevacideApr 28, 2023
@kagan Sometimes I ask them to pinpoint a year in which this woke takeover happened just so I can point out that I came to work for EFF many years before that date.
Show threadStephen CollinsApr 28, 2023
@evacide "woke feminists"? So, normal people?
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Apr 28, 2023
@evacide That's good news I'm hearing about the EFF
Show threadBynkiiApr 28, 2023
@evacide @Popehat every time I hear “woke feminists” I think “where are these woke feminists at? All the ones I know are tired AF and would commit mayhem for a really good nap.”
Show threadThomas H Jones IIApr 28, 2023

@evacide

EFF has been taken over by woke feminists.
EFF has been taken over by woke feminists.
EFF has been taken over by woke feminists.
EFF has been taken over by woke feminists.
EFF has been taken over by woke feminists.
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Show threadCarl MalamudApr 29, 2023
@evacide I thought Google owned you, not the woke feminists. You can't serve two masters.
Show threadexcited for the mastodon riseApr 29, 2023
@evacide always has been meme
Show threadGretchen AndersonApr 29, 2023
@evacide I mean, it shouldn’t have needed to have been taken over!
Show threadBindersfulohostbodiesApr 29, 2023
@evacide
Show threadRosemary McNaughtonApr 29, 2023
@evacide I tried to get an internship there in summer ‘96 and I was definitely a budding woke feminist then - maybe it wasn’t the right place at that time…
Show threadKeith DApr 29, 2023
@evacide Damned EFF, being taken over by woke feminists and making the rest of us look bad by comparison...
Show threadTrashPandaMay 2, 2023
@evacide "I, for one, welcome our new woke feminist overlords."
Show threadKevin Thomas ✅May 2, 2023
@evacide well said!