Pumpkin Pie 

@PvmkinPi3@equestria.social
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Your friendly neighborhood mail pony!
25 he/him/they/them bi taken
Trans rights are human rights!

I relate more and more to Derpy Hooves each day

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Age23
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Pumpkin Pie Dec 25, 2023
Accidentally showing up to my girlfriend’s Christmas at a nice restaurant in Crocs with Heinz Ketchup socks and a Baldur’s Gate 3 Goos-Tarion T-Shirt of him holding a dagger with the caption “Peace was never an option”
Pumpkin Pie Aug 23, 2023
kognitiivisesti ihan medium kryptosuomenruotsalainenAug 22, 2023
oon tää kissa
Pumpkin Pie Aug 21, 2023
creohn 💥Aug 20, 2023
Pumpkin Pie Aug 21, 2023
ZutchaAug 21, 2023
Trixie on a beach.
Pumpkin Pie Aug 8, 2023
I’ve been shown Lovejoy and they are spectacular
Pumpkin Pie Aug 8, 2023
RottenGotika Aug 1, 2023

When in doubt, draw Rarity… Again  

#MLP #pixelart

Show threadPumpkin Pie Aug 2, 2023
Also dudes, dudettes, and the rest of my funky friends; having a girlfriend is pretty rad it’s worth a shot. Absolutely loving this so far, and she is quite cute 
Pumpkin Pie Aug 2, 2023
Hey y’all I got a girlfriend recently and let me just say it’s such a good sign seeing her laptop open with The Sims Medieval and The Sims 2: Castaway on the desktop
Pumpkin Pie Jul 10, 2023
Ahri Boy 💙💛🍉Jul 9, 2023
Let's boost this post that #transgender people exist
Pumpkin Pie Jul 4, 2023
myrmepropagandistJul 3, 2023

Attention people of The West:

I think they are crumbling under the pressure. Maybe skip the fireworks? If only to save the Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources from losing the last shreds of their sanity.

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myrmepropagandistJul 3, 2023

Attention people of The West:

I think they are crumbling under the pressure. Maybe skip the fireworks? If only to save the Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources from losing the last shreds of their sanity.

Show threadmyrmepropagandistJul 4, 2023
So many reasons to ease up on the boom boom sticks. See? Even Chuck agrees (and he loves pounding.)
Show threadBetter Petty DeptJul 4, 2023
@futurebird every time one goes off on my neighborhood my immediate and passionate reaction is "asshole".
Show threadMauser IIJul 4, 2023
@futurebird
Pounded by the attractive sentient pantomime fireworks display that works part-time in a performance-art library
Show threadJargogglesJul 4, 2023
@futurebird
Pets and wild animals will thank you, too.
Show threadneena maiyaJul 4, 2023
@jargoggles @futurebird I feel so sorry for the two cats here tonight.
Show threadFiveAcresJul 4, 2023
@futurebird How can you celebrate the 4th without blowing stuff up and burning stuff down? /s
Show threadKat Jul 4, 2023
@FiveAcres there Is no reason to celebrate it 🌞
Show threadCheryl G KassonJul 4, 2023
@futurebird I wish my neighbors in Denver would pay attention to this, but they are not on Mastodon.
Show threadCanageekJul 4, 2023
@futurebird I can see why. I longer directly north of WA state and it is so dry out here we had a forest fire visible from downtown Kelowna last night
Show threadKarl Morant 🇨🇦  🖖Jul 4, 2023

@futurebird

Fire safety is for woke lefty Commies.

I want my FREEDOM!!!!

🙄

Show threaddonkey herder, fowl friendJul 4, 2023
@futurebird sadly …
Show threadGrumbleJul 4, 2023

@donkeyherder @futurebird Don't be a guberif!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZ6jflEsuM

Did you know? What is a guberif?

YouTube
Show threadTacit SubtextJul 4, 2023

@grumble209 @donkeyherder @futurebird Guberif! Love it! Great example of back slang.

#WordNerd #Linguist #Linguistics #BackSlang #Guberif #Words #Language

👉🏼 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_slang

Back slang - Wikipedia

Show threadOpinionated HijabiJul 4, 2023
@donkeyherder @futurebird came here to add this. Yep
Show threadJon (now at neuromatch.social)Jul 4, 2023
@donkeyherder yeah not good. @futurebird
Show threadMartha HowellJul 4, 2023

@futurebird whatever.
We are crunchy dry here in Southern WI. Fully expecting a grass fire before tomorrow ends.

(Everyone take a moment to plead with the rain gods that they pay off with the projected rain on Wednesday. We are at about 8% of normal rainfall for May/June. I haven't mowed in SIX WEEKS. Usually every 5 days in June.)

Show threadDeirdra HahnJul 4, 2023
@futurebird what is wrapping a toga around a candle
Show threadBjørnar (he/him)Jul 4, 2023
@DeirdraHahn @futurebird a "Roman candle" is a type of firework. Wrapping a regular candle in a toga gets you a non-firework Roman candle.
Show threadChris AbbeyJul 4, 2023
@DeirdraHahn @futurebird a “Roman Candle”. Also a dad joke if ever I saw one.
Show threadDeirdra HahnJul 4, 2023
@cabbey @futurebird groan & thanks
Show threadAngela aus dem TassenschrankJul 4, 2023
@DeirdraHahn @futurebird That one threw me as well 🤔
Show threadCheerios de BergeracJul 4, 2023
@DeirdraHahn @futurebird roman candle
Show threadTexan_ReverendJul 4, 2023
@DeirdraHahn @futurebird A Roman candle.
Show threadannie grayJul 4, 2023
@futurebird I wish prices for fireworks would soar like they did for ammunition. The maga neighbors would have to find yet another way to make the loud noises they crave.
Show threadVirginicusJul 4, 2023
@futurebird “Stand, Men of the West! Stand and wait! This is the hour of doom.” #Tolkien
Show threadmudbungieJul 4, 2023

@futurebird lol they are doing what they do best. WADNR is the state's champion shitposter and we love them for it.

Also, yes, please do not light the state on fire.

Show threadKim AstronutJul 4, 2023
@mudbungie @futurebird our neighbors have been lighting off sparkler bombs that shake the house. They don’t care if they burn it all down, but neither does our city. If only they cared as much as our frightened pup 🐩 😢
Show threadJohnWJul 4, 2023

@futurebird I wish they would skip the fireworks here too. We've had red flag days almost every day for a week, and almost no rain for over 2. But there is no cancel notice.

I don't blame them for being worried, I wish our town were more worried too.

Show threadRussell NechesJul 4, 2023

@futurebird Tell your local city council, chamber of commerce, or whoever sponsors fireworks displays near you about drone shows. There are several companies doing this now :
* https://skymagic.show/
* https://skyelementsdrones.com/
* https://dronearrival.com/drone-show-systems/
* https://www.hireuavpro.com/drone-light-shows/
* https://celestial.show/videos/

The good ones are better than fireworks, I think.

SKYMAGIC | Drone Light Shows

SKYMAGIC is a Leading International Drone Light Show Company. See Videos of our Spectacular Drone Show Performances in Zurich, Azerbaijan, Japan and across the Middle East.

SKYMAGIC | Drone Light Shows
Show threadCyper BunkJul 6, 2023
@ryneches @futurebird I'm against these for many reasons, one of which is that these are a thing because they can use them for advertising.
Show threadRussell NechesJul 6, 2023
@bageler @futurebird Eh. I'm not a fan of advertising, but the fact that something is sometimes used for ads isn't a great reason to reject it. I mean, music, photography and poetry are used in almost all advertising. And in any event, we already have sky writing, towed signs, blimps...
Show threadCyper BunkJul 6, 2023
@ryneches @futurebird drone shows look like power point in the sky. What is the excitement? I like feeling fireworks. Gets to my lizard brain.
Show threadRussell NechesJul 7, 2023
@bageler @futurebird Sure, fireworks are certainly a great deal of fun -- for the humans who haven't been traumatized by high explosives. Have you watched a drone show in person, though? I think they're awesome too, but in a different way.
Show threadCyper BunkJul 7, 2023
@ryneches @futurebird that's cool that you like it.
Show threadS'toonJul 4, 2023

@futurebird

There's only one o in the word "lose." When you no longer have something, you've lost it, you haven't loost it.

"Loose" means "not tight."

Show threadPhil LandmeierJul 4, 2023
@futurebird They already bought the fireworks so they HAVE to use them.
Show threadKaiJul 4, 2023
@futurebird I really wish this was funny.
Show threadAndy   #RIPYassieJul 4, 2023
@futurebird this convinced me to change our plans tomorrow.
Show threadridpJul 4, 2023

@futurebird

Drone shows seem like a smart alternative that, until recently, I didn't even know existed

Show threadDanJul 4, 2023
@futurebird Bring Roman Candles when I visit the PNW next month, Got It!
Show threadKT controls miniature worldsJul 4, 2023
@futurebird
My suggestion: just watch a bunch of fireworks videos on YouTube.
Show threadMarmar ❄️Jul 4, 2023
@KinkyTurtle @futurebird a big projector and some speakers should get you ~90% of the real thing, and way cheaper.
Show threadThe Magic CraftsmanJul 4, 2023

@futurebird *sobs* WHO'S READY FOR HAZE SEASON I SURE AM LETS GO LESBIANS *sobs some more*

No really tho it sucks ass watching 90% of my friend group including people near and dear to me be in agony bc respiratory issues + haze :(

Show threadKat Jul 4, 2023
@futurebird why don't they just bam the stupid things and this whole stupid holiday...
Show threadvisualbearJul 4, 2023

@futurebird It's interesting that you can still buy them at all all things considered

It's almost, _almost_, as if the free market is literally more important than lives, the environment and the State Department

Show threadSammyJul 4, 2023
@futurebird sanity?
Show threadProf. SundarJul 4, 2023
@futurebird
Meanwhile Muskrat …
Show threadVegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻Jul 4, 2023
@futurebird honesty chicago JUST got clear of second hand canada
Show threadKevin Karhan Jul 4, 2023
@futurebird well, #Wildfire / #ForestFire risks are the reason there are more than 6 months were fires and smoking outside of secured premises is basically illegal on several Mediterranean Islands.
Show threadJoyographicJul 4, 2023
@futurebird Narrator: They proceeded to set the state on fire
Show threadEl GordoJul 4, 2023
@futurebird Is this out of character for their account?

I enjoyed a couple US fed/state department bird site accounts immensely. The Oklahoma Dept. of Wildlife Conservation and US Consumer Product Safety Commission come to mind. I hope they join the fediverse so I can enjoy their colourful takes on public service communications once again 🥲
Show threadTangent FoxJul 4, 2023
@futurebird Hmm.. well.. I know where the fires will be..
Show threadbroccoliccoliJul 4, 2023
@futurebird Please don't start a post like that! I was totally expecting a rant about Jewish Transgender Lizards That Hate Cars after that intro😜
Show threadllewellyJul 4, 2023
@futurebird
fireworks have been starting dangerous wildfires in the western USA for all my life, and I hate it. July is always dry, and between the 100th meridian and the coast ranges, especially dry. Fireworks and dry trees and grasses are a horrible, often life-threatening combination. But the fireworks industry cons people into thinking it's all about "freedom" and "patriotism" and "having a good time".
Show threadShelleyJul 4, 2023
@futurebird
Show threadChuck DurfeeJul 4, 2023
@futurebird along with the potential fires, how the noise terrifies my dogs leaves me conflicted about how we celebrate this holiday
Show threadtrachelipusJul 4, 2023
@neontapir @futurebird Horse people hate fireworks even more than dog people. A frightened horse is capable of accidentally killing people in its panic, either by trampling bystanders or getting loose onto a road. The injuries they cause themselves as they run through fencing and even barn walls can be awful. Owners may sedate their horses if they get warning before the show, but you can't keep a horse drugged for four days on the off chance the neighbors will light one off.
Show threadPheganJul 4, 2023
@futurebird they screamed into the void as no one can see it on Twitter.
Show threadkrisJul 4, 2023
@futurebird meanwhile i’m hearing HUNDREDS go off each of the last three nights and there’s nothing any of us can do about it but ineffectively beg assholes to not be destructive. fireworks are already illegal here but since it’s NEVER enforced and there are NEVER consequences of course people still set them off.