Pinkcamoto 

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Easy, breezy, hair stuck in my lip gloss. πŸΈπŸ’πŸ¦–
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me: sorry, but i just can't sugarcoat this

my boss @ Kellogg's: you're fired

Have kids so instead of relaxing at home after work you can go to endless high school open houses.
The primary complaints about Gen Z ultimately boil down to "They refuse to work shitty jobs for shit pay" and "They're too nice to people who are different". Which says just as much about the quality of the older generations as the quality of the new one.
I still plan to wear a mask when I fly, except on Spirit Air where most people have given up on life and I don’t want to wreck the vibe.
Laundry:
Washing - 30 minutes
Drying - 45 minutes
Putting Away - 3 to 5 business days

This is the way the world ends.

This is the way the world ends.

Not with a bang but with a high school open house presentation.

HI I WOULD LIKE TO CRAM YOU AND A THOUSAND STRANGERS INTO A MALL FOR A WEEK WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK THE WHOLE TIME AND YOUR ONLY ESCAPE IS DROWNING AND ALSO YOU PAY ME MONEY

- inventor of the cruise ship

This will be the year I finally commit to not climbing Mt. Everest.
Flat in the streets, fitted in the sheets
When my laptop tells me to "plug in or find another power source" I like to think that it's encouraging me to invent cold fusion.