kattsdogmame: sorry, but i just can't sugarcoat this
my boss @ Kellogg's: you're fired
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Have kids so instead of relaxing at home after work you can go to endless high school open houses.
Caitlin JohnstoneThe primary complaints about Gen Z ultimately boil down to "They refuse to work shitty jobs for shit pay" and "They're too nice to people who are different". Which says just as much about the quality of the older generations as the quality of the new one.
Woodrow PeelI still plan to wear a mask when I fly, except on Spirit Air where most people have given up on life and I don’t want to wreck the vibe.
Meanwhile in CanadaLaundry:
Washing - 30 minutes
Drying - 45 minutes
Putting Away - 3 to 5 business days
Washing - 30 minutes
Drying - 45 minutes
Putting Away - 3 to 5 business days
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang but with a high school open house presentation.
Grimm 
HI I WOULD LIKE TO CRAM YOU AND A THOUSAND STRANGERS INTO A MALL FOR A WEEK WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK THE WHOLE TIME AND YOUR ONLY ESCAPE IS DROWNING AND ALSO YOU PAY ME MONEY
- inventor of the cruise ship
Jake_VigThis will be the year I finally commit to not climbing Mt. Everest.
BobFlat in the streets, fitted in the sheets
geekystevenWhen my laptop tells me to "plug in or find another power source" I like to think that it's encouraging me to invent cold fusion.