@kattsdogma

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Technically true or not, Enid was pretty sure that her husband George was never going to call her a witch again.
The most Halloween of popular ballad singers is Michael BOO-ble.
fingers crossed 🤞🏼
the main advantage of having individual toes is to give you something cold to complain about
Theoretically, if some wannabe influencer were to stick a camera in your face today and ask "who's paying you", I'd recommend replying "your mom's paying me in blowjobs".
Here I am. Rock me like a Burger King.
Replying “Blessed Event” to every post
the movie Speed (1994) but it’s me pushing the baby in the stroller and if i stop moving she starts crying
OH. COME. ON. wtf, mastodon ??

hey girl, did it hurt…

when you fell down the stairs like a slinky cuz that looked awesome