Technically true or not, Enid was pretty sure that her husband George was never going to call her a witch again.

The most Halloween of popular ballad singers is Michael BOO-ble.

the main advantage of having individual toes is to give you something cold to complain about

Theoretically, if some wannabe influencer were to stick a camera in your face today and ask "who's paying you", I'd recommend replying "your mom's paying me in blowjobs".

Here I am. Rock me like a Burger King.

Replying “Blessed Event” to every post

the movie Speed (1994) but it’s me pushing the baby in the stroller and if i stop moving she starts crying