horseshoes and hand gernades. i made someone laught the other Day.
Pattycakes
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checking it out.quite possibly a spinster. my superpower is: whats that smell? and identify even if it kills me
sure , I can be replaced. the place will run just fine without me. a drop in the bucket. Its a retirement home or a training ground. and the ones with decades are instutionalized. Its easy to see the people who mean well tho
i bring the levity to the party it seems in my spere of influence. I've got to watch because it seems i might blurt. Just getting to know myself better
the thought that your gut bacteria (or maybe that tapeworm) has highjacked you to "do things" to satisfy cravings will never cease to amaze. i think about that futurama where Fry eattttttts the truckstop egg sammie. 😜
suggested to a manager " maybe you need a high colonic" It was during luch hour . haha. I was being earnest tho , really.
Evan NicholsI do have regrets in life, like how it wasn't until today that I thought of calling cryptocurrency "Schmuck Bucks".
#ScamCoin #eGrift #BroCon #FOMOFlimFlam #RichWhiteDudesStealingYourMoney
AI6YR BenOkay, I give up, who here in the Fediverse has a link to the 1970's "gas crisis" commercial featuring someone bicycling beer back from the store in the snow? I can't find it, need to just capture and save it.
UPDATE: found it among my old posts.
Miller High Life--Alternative Fuels
GhostOnTheHalfShellAfter 10 or 20 years supporting Trump, they suddenly have a change of heart because the price of gas is up.
That’s what all their pseudo religious claims to moral superiority mean. Not little girls being abused, not little girls being bombed not people losing their healthcare. Not the endless criminal fraudulent scams… gas prices
PDFile enjoyer is forever. You can’t undo the appellation
