The Scene I Imagine When I Hear Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero":
Doctor: Oh no! Your lab results say you have... A FIRE IN YOUR BLOOD!
Patient: Aaaaaaaah!
Doctor: Aaaaaaaah!
Together: AAAAAAAAH!
-- fin --
Evan Nichols
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Mostly harmless. Portland writer with two wooden cats.
Wow, I have NEVER seen anybody so desperate to distract everyone from the contents of the Epstein Files!
#BreakingNews - Musk will replace the high-level managers fleeing the Tesla Optimus program with Optimus robots. đ¤
"Xena: Warrior Princess" debuted on this day 30 YEARS AGO and that seems unreal. đ˛
Not to boast, but I think my prayers to the cephalogod with the weird eye-stalks are being answered.
#FunFact â The motto of Shady Elonâs Robot Taxi Company is âIf you die in a horrific crash in our taxi, weâll swear to the jury it wasnât our fault!â
One of my hobbies is reading new words and thinking, âThatâs a great word! I should remember it!â and then not remembering it.
#BreakingNews - A Coronal Mass Ejection is going to hit Earth tonight, and yes, that's as gross as it sounds.
#ForTheLoveOfGodStayIndoors
#ForTheLoveOfGodStayIndoors
I am happy that the crew of the New Shepard landed safely. Those ten minutes in space are significant in the advancement of celebrities and rich people.
After this weekendâs Pink full moon, I assume next month weâll have the Taylor Swift Full Moon.
#ThenNachoDoritosFullMoon
#ThenNachoDoritosFullMoon