Mastodawn

Lil Crow 🇨🇦 🐦‍⬛🐰

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Just a girl, living in a cruel world. Looking for animals to love, and unlimited books to read. not ha ha funny, just kinda, reply girl funny. Ugh..

I’m a cowboy…

On a steel horse I ride…

And I’m wanted…

For unethical horse metallurgical engineering

Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?

Please don't delete me

I prefer older men because they are more financially secure and more likely to die soon.

Goldilocks: this porridge is too cold

Mama Bear: they're called overnight oats bitch

My five year plan is snacks.

@nayele18maybe and then sticking post its on their backs so others know it too

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

@dreamthievin and a “watch for shark” sign

I need a glass of wine so big it comes with a lifeguard

@dreamthievin and misses your plate of fries.