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AwkwardOtter
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Everybody hurts (especially me, I got back problems) 🇮🇪 semi-professional satirist, fully professional sh1t stirrer
500 days of summer is a secret TASM villain origin story film, don't @ me
fortuneHollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
-- Rex Reed
-- Rex Reed
geekystevenmy favorite part in lord of the flies is the part where the lord learns to fly idk i don't read lol
Comics Outta Context
Woodrow Peel@JoParkerBear Yeah, well, I just drank a frappe without a straw cuz they were all out.
The modern day version of 'if monkeys had typewriters and infinity on their side, they'd write the whole complete works of Shakespeare'
.chrisThere are no clean coffee mugs so I have had to resort to drinking from the skulls of my enemies.
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊judge: have you reached a verdict?
jury: we find the defendant not okay
pepsi: 😭