Justin Roiland's lawyer rn

The modern day version of 'if monkeys had typewriters and infinity on their side, they'd write the whole complete works of Shakespeare'

Me when I first saw Valeria in Modern Warfare 2

Pandas are what would happen if you gave the Ewoks from Star Wars crack cocaine

As a wise man once said:
'bitches be crazy, especially American ones'

When the delivery driver leaves your package in the bushes and doesn't notify you so that they arrived, so it's left outside in the pissing rain and cold for four days straight

I'd give her a tip alright ...
Because hospitality workers are very hard done by in this economy

WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2007 called, they want their custom character designer outfit back