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@OrdRadical@beige.party
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I woke up with a lamp in my hand, ankle cuffed to a park bench. The poodle looked on disapprovingly...
Recreating the magic that was OrdRad in another instance. Be gentle.
Owned by a fluffle of castoff rabbits in metro Detroit.
Oscillating between cautious optimism & deep dispair for my country. Listen to the women.
Lover of animals, art, most music, & a few people.
Bass & guitar player of neighborhood reknown. I have literally tens of fans.
Autistic tendencies & ADHD. Grade school was fun. 😶

Someone's gonna commit First Degree Glitter with Intent to Sparkle.

#USpol #ice #glitter

Hey Horse Named Jude ~ by American's Beatles.
#AltTransitASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames
#HorseWithNoName
It was so scary trying them on, because they're such a complicated 3D shape there is absolutely no possible way to tell whether they'll fit until they're 100% assembled. But they do!

I made shoes! A process thread...

@sewing

#sewing #shoes #shoemaking #sneakerkit

I mean no I dont really do any drugs but fuck if I wouldnt snort a line of coke if offered by a bunch of Japanime Character Cosplayers.
For those that voted Patrick, God Bless you. I love Squidward but I wouldn’t rely on him in a jam. As someone here notes, Sun Tzu might make a case for Sponge Bob’s unpredictability. However, let’s face it, Sandy is always going to save everyone’s ass.

Most birds: "We're colorful because we can just fly away from most of our natural predators"

Cassowary: "I'm colorful because fuck you try me I'll gut you like a fish."

yes #runforestrun  💩

Yurt down in the storm.

We must rebuild.