Brad GuigarWhat he's got, he's gotta lotta — I'll post a new cartoon on the 13th hour of every day until Halloween. See them all at #HaHaHaHalloween #Guigar #Halloween
Oran L
@OranL
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Low Quality FactsTrying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:
-want to say y'all but do not because you are not a southerner and it would feel inauthentic.
-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.
-think that cops should give you a chance to get out of a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.
-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀
"I am an adult"
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes
"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby
Chris Hallbeck
Bigthinkingcap
@Chrishallbeck I think not!