GM Nair

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Rocket Scientist, Jokey Boi, Author of DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE, Worst SPSFC 1 Finalist, Worst Indie Fantasy Fund Winner, Worst IndieInk Awards Finalist

The reddit #fantasy post-Christmas Megasale is live! As always, the Duckett & Dyer series is taking part, and every author will be donating a portion of proceeds to St Jude!

#indieauthors #readingcommunity #bookrecommendations
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Over 450 books FREE or $/£0.99! Almost 175 participating authors! The 2022 Holiday MegaSale to benefit St. Jude Children's Research Hospital has begun! - (posted with moderator approval) -

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They're really good at it!
BTS stands for Bind, Torture, Skill.

Every time someone incredibly rich/powerful is revealed to be a Nazi Ghoul, their wealth/power should be stripped from them and given to someone who has none.

Then when that person becomes a Nazi Ghoul (I assume the money/power is cursed in this scenario) the cycle begins anew.

DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE is an #Indie #Book of the Month at the Independent Book Review!

It's definitely a great book for gifting, because every time you gift it to someone, it puts money in my pocket!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Clog7LmApTq/

@bookstodon @sffbipoc @sffbookclub #Bookstodon #ScienceFiction #indieauthors #SpecFic #sff

Independent Book Review on Instagram: "So...here are our Indie Books of the Month! ✨ The theme this month is... Great books for gifting! 🎁 It's not easy. We're all searching for a book that is appealing to open AND one that they genuinely will want to read, maybe even right away during their holiday break. Not only that, but we also tend not to bog readers down with overly difficult/dense/heavy material, especially if the reader isn't a constant-voracious-will-read-anything type of reader. So what do you choose? Here are our staff's recommendations and our reasons why we think they make good gifts: RABBIT CAKE by Annie Hartnett This novel could be the best gift I've ever gotten my mom. It has a funny and touching child-narrated voice that makes for both an easy, quick read and a heartfelt one. SHE IS A BEAST by Christina Rosso An illustrated collection of Feminist fairy tales, great for any of the women in your family--from 17 or so and up. It takes classic tales (or invents new ones) where the women are the heroes and there are no damsels in distress. Also, it's just a great physical object with a unique layout. They'll flip through it immediately for the cool illustrations. DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE by GM Nair Funny funny funny sci-fi! Just have your recipient look at the title and back cover, and they'll know exactly what type of hilarity they're in for. THE RELUCTANT RV WIFE by Gerri Almand Anybody in your life just get an RV? Anybody thinking of doing it? Get them this book! Gerri Almand is hilarious, and she really could get the person in your life excited about their travels. Plenty of practical advice is in there too! BIBI BLUNDERMUSS AND THE TREE ACROSS THE COSMOS by Andrew Durkin Our Middle Grade pick, great for ages 9-12! Andrea Marks-Joseph calls it, "a fantastic read with an authentic, powerful representation of the courage young girls hold inside their hearts." A VERY CHILLING MYSTERY by Steve A. Erickson This Children's pick is full of imagination, has a creative premise, and follows through on it BIG TIME. Fun for parents too! ~~ Got any books you like to gift? Let me know! #bookstagram #bookgift #indiebooks #readingcommunity #lovetoread #gifts #reading"

Independent Book Review shared a post on Instagram: "So...here are our Indie Books of the Month! ✨ The theme this month is... Great books for gifting! 🎁 It's not easy. We're all searching for a book that is appealing to open AND one that they genuinely will want to read, maybe even right away during their holiday break. Not only that, but we also tend not to bog readers down with overly difficult/dense/heavy material, especially if the reader isn't a constant-voracious-will-read-anything type of reader. So what do you choose? Here are our staff's recommendations and our reasons why we think they make good gifts: RABBIT CAKE by Annie Hartnett This novel could be the best gift I've ever gotten my mom. It has a funny and touching child-narrated voice that makes for both an easy, quick read and a heartfelt one. SHE IS A BEAST by Christina Rosso An illustrated collection of Feminist fairy tales, great for any of the women in your family--from 17 or so and up. It takes classic tales (or invents new ones) where the women are the heroes and there are no damsels in distress. Also, it's just a great physical object with a unique layout. They'll flip through it immediately for the cool illustrations. DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE by GM Nair Funny funny funny sci-fi! Just have your recipient look at the title and back cover, and they'll know exactly what type of hilarity they're in for. THE RELUCTANT RV WIFE by Gerri Almand Anybody in your life just get an RV? Anybody thinking of doing it? Get them this book! Gerri Almand is hilarious, and she really could get the person in your life excited about their travels. Plenty of practical advice is in there too! BIBI BLUNDERMUSS AND THE TREE ACROSS THE COSMOS by Andrew Durkin Our Middle Grade pick, great for ages 9-12! Andrea Marks-Joseph calls it, "a fantastic read with an authentic, powerful representation of the courage young girls hold inside their hearts." A VERY CHILLING MYSTERY by Steve A. Erickson This Children's pick is full of imagination, has a creative premise, and follows through on it BIG TIME. Fun for parents too! ~~ Got any books you like to gift? Let me know! #bookstagram #bookgift #indiebooks #readingcommunity #lovetoread #gifts #reading". Follow their account to see 277 posts.

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I don't think Crystal Skull was that bad (only some parts), and I'll definitely be in line to see Dial of Destiny day one.
Or, more accurately, in an account whose total will be direct deposited to me 90 days after the sale.

DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE is an #Indie #Book of the Month at the Independent Book Review!

It's definitely a great book for gifting, because every time you gift it to someone, it puts money in my pocket!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Clog7LmApTq/

@bookstodon @sffbipoc @sffbookclub #Bookstodon #ScienceFiction #indieauthors #SpecFic #sff

Independent Book Review on Instagram: "So...here are our Indie Books of the Month! ✨ The theme this month is... Great books for gifting! 🎁 It's not easy. We're all searching for a book that is appealing to open AND one that they genuinely will want to read, maybe even right away during their holiday break. Not only that, but we also tend not to bog readers down with overly difficult/dense/heavy material, especially if the reader isn't a constant-voracious-will-read-anything type of reader. So what do you choose? Here are our staff's recommendations and our reasons why we think they make good gifts: RABBIT CAKE by Annie Hartnett This novel could be the best gift I've ever gotten my mom. It has a funny and touching child-narrated voice that makes for both an easy, quick read and a heartfelt one. SHE IS A BEAST by Christina Rosso An illustrated collection of Feminist fairy tales, great for any of the women in your family--from 17 or so and up. It takes classic tales (or invents new ones) where the women are the heroes and there are no damsels in distress. Also, it's just a great physical object with a unique layout. They'll flip through it immediately for the cool illustrations. DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE by GM Nair Funny funny funny sci-fi! Just have your recipient look at the title and back cover, and they'll know exactly what type of hilarity they're in for. THE RELUCTANT RV WIFE by Gerri Almand Anybody in your life just get an RV? Anybody thinking of doing it? Get them this book! Gerri Almand is hilarious, and she really could get the person in your life excited about their travels. Plenty of practical advice is in there too! BIBI BLUNDERMUSS AND THE TREE ACROSS THE COSMOS by Andrew Durkin Our Middle Grade pick, great for ages 9-12! Andrea Marks-Joseph calls it, "a fantastic read with an authentic, powerful representation of the courage young girls hold inside their hearts." A VERY CHILLING MYSTERY by Steve A. Erickson This Children's pick is full of imagination, has a creative premise, and follows through on it BIG TIME. Fun for parents too! ~~ Got any books you like to gift? Let me know! #bookstagram #bookgift #indiebooks #readingcommunity #lovetoread #gifts #reading"

Independent Book Review shared a post on Instagram: "So...here are our Indie Books of the Month! ✨ The theme this month is... Great books for gifting! 🎁 It's not easy. We're all searching for a book that is appealing to open AND one that they genuinely will want to read, maybe even right away during their holiday break. Not only that, but we also tend not to bog readers down with overly difficult/dense/heavy material, especially if the reader isn't a constant-voracious-will-read-anything type of reader. So what do you choose? Here are our staff's recommendations and our reasons why we think they make good gifts: RABBIT CAKE by Annie Hartnett This novel could be the best gift I've ever gotten my mom. It has a funny and touching child-narrated voice that makes for both an easy, quick read and a heartfelt one. SHE IS A BEAST by Christina Rosso An illustrated collection of Feminist fairy tales, great for any of the women in your family--from 17 or so and up. It takes classic tales (or invents new ones) where the women are the heroes and there are no damsels in distress. Also, it's just a great physical object with a unique layout. They'll flip through it immediately for the cool illustrations. DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE by GM Nair Funny funny funny sci-fi! Just have your recipient look at the title and back cover, and they'll know exactly what type of hilarity they're in for. THE RELUCTANT RV WIFE by Gerri Almand Anybody in your life just get an RV? Anybody thinking of doing it? Get them this book! Gerri Almand is hilarious, and she really could get the person in your life excited about their travels. Plenty of practical advice is in there too! BIBI BLUNDERMUSS AND THE TREE ACROSS THE COSMOS by Andrew Durkin Our Middle Grade pick, great for ages 9-12! Andrea Marks-Joseph calls it, "a fantastic read with an authentic, powerful representation of the courage young girls hold inside their hearts." A VERY CHILLING MYSTERY by Steve A. Erickson This Children's pick is full of imagination, has a creative premise, and follows through on it BIG TIME. Fun for parents too! ~~ Got any books you like to gift? Let me know! #bookstagram #bookgift #indiebooks #readingcommunity #lovetoread #gifts #reading". Follow their account to see 277 posts.

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ME: What about instead of a time machine, a space machine? Like, it can't move through time, but it can move through SPACE.

ALSO ME: What you just described is ANY VEHICLE.

I just found out one of my job's autofill responses on Outlook is "Teamwork makes the dream work" and I'm writing this from halfway through a woodchipper.