If people ordered fast food in the same manner they ask for items in retail electronics:

*points at menu* "Are these the prices?"

"What's the difference between the single and double patty?"

"Does it come with a bun?"

"Can I try a bite before I buy?"

"Do you have the 3.99?"

*Stands at their table 30ft away and points at the sky like you're a taxi*

"I want the burger." *No further details*

"Can you leave my burger here while I look around?"

"Burger." *Stares*

"Do you have the one that uhhhh" *arcane hand gestures*

"What's your newest burger?" *Multiple items released at the exact same time*

*Walks behind you and fishes for eye contact in silence* "BURGER?"

"My son wants the pickles uh hang on let me call them"

"Is it edible?"

"Can I eat it in the store?"

"What's the price?" *Tell them* "well the app says it was 2.49"

(Feel free to add to this ridiculous thread)

#retailhell

Seymon Powdered-Stones, your typical friendly Vlaka that turned to the cosmic cycle of destruction and rebirth after witnessing the rekindling of Lajok's dying sun.

Blind as a bat, still kind of heart, but still unafraid to "correct" less-than-kind persons. As a Solarian, his command over gravity and burning sunlight gives him a nasty bite to back up his bark.

Xenoarcheologist as hobby, bouncer as a profession. A strong nose and acute hearing means not much will get past his perception <3

#Furryart by i-eat-dogs on Furaffinity!

Made for a #starfinder2e campaign

https://www.gofundme.com/f/the-late-sampsons-veterinary-bills

Thank you to everyone that's contributed. 70% of the way there including some offline donations from close friends - I'm currently building a massive album of every photo I've taken of Sampson; it's hard to look at them right now, so it's slower than I'd like as I've been distracting myself with video games and VrChat, but it's something I need to do heal, I think.

gofund.me/e7296efc

Contains images of a dog with a tube in their nose, cone, medical distress.

On August 16th, 2025 - my longtime companion Sampson was rushed to the vet after he lost his appetite and began to excrete blood; He was taken to urgent and then emergency care where he was kept overnight for pancreatitis and a blockage in his gut obtained after trying to eat grass to ease his stomach.

He needed a risky operation to remove the blockage or he was done for.

I of course wanted to take the chance and put myself into ten-thousand dollars of debt.
I slept on the floor with him for several hours until it was time for the operation, where the tough-bastard shook off fentanyl before going under the knife.

The surgery was a success, and he was reported to be more 'perky' and 'curious' about the vets- who instructed me to come up to help him eat as he seemed too nervous to eat a full meal.

Right before I arrived, they called me again alerting me that his condition began to deteriorate rapidly: when I arrived- he was drowning in his own fluids and had only minutes to live, leaving me no choice but to give the okay to ease his passing.

I made sure I was there for him each time they had to poke or prod at him. He was incredibly smart and was keen to rest on your stomach when he sensed you were upset, and is the only reason I didn't take my life nearly a decade ago.

Any help is appreciated, even if it's just sharing.

I apologize again for the distressing photos on the GoFundMe.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/61879378/

Normally I don't promote comms like this, but Hexmutt is incredibly sweet and is in a bit of a bind. If you guys want high quality stickers and sketches, hit them up!

Resharing is more than enough if you're not interested!

Artwork by Growlingdear on FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/61843320/

Kamzu Madu - Medic Ranger for a #pathfinder2e table I play at.
An Awakened Animal from Garund, Game Marshal that spends more time in the wilderness than adventuring.

He's friendly enough, just a bit introverted.

#FurryArt