Mike Holden

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Donald Trump RTd me calling him a fascist.
Let's do the show right here!
#Politics #commentary, hopefully some #gags
#FBPE (sorry, from The Other Place)

(I'm also an IT consultant and website developer but I don't talk about the day job on socials).

Websitewww.ightenleighsc.co.uk
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Show threadMike HoldenFeb 25, 2023
I can't be doing with nonexistent daughters refusing to meet me - I'm off to the pub!
Show threadMike HoldenFeb 25, 2023
Strangely my nonexistent daughter can't be arsed meeting, just wants the money!
Show threadMike HoldenFeb 25, 2023
I'm on my way.
Mike HoldenFeb 25, 2023
Curiously specific amount. But of course being the loving father, even to a nonexistent child, I will help.
Show threadMike HoldenFeb 25, 2023
@oliciv I wish I had thought of that!
Mike HoldenFeb 25, 2023
I was concerned about my nonexistent daughter (I decided my eldest was a daughter and christened her Patricia) focusing on the photos on her phone, rather than trying to scam me put of money. So I pursued the photo angle for a bit.
Mike HoldenFeb 25, 2023
As I apparently have a child (spoiler: I don't), I decided to find out more...
Mike HoldenFeb 25, 2023
@zorangrbic I'm coping with the shock.
Mike HoldenFeb 25, 2023
Wow - it seems I'm a dad! Strange way for my unknown child to introduce themselves, but still...
Mike HoldenFeb 8, 2023
For once, #PMQs is unlikely to be a shitshow
#OneOffToot