I can't be doing with nonexistent daughters refusing to meet me - I'm off to the pub!
Strangely my nonexistent daughter can't be arsed meeting, just wants the money!
Curiously specific amount. But of course being the loving father, even to a nonexistent child, I will help.
I was concerned about my nonexistent daughter (I decided my eldest was a daughter and christened her Patricia) focusing on the photos on her phone, rather than trying to scam me put of money. So I pursued the photo angle for a bit.
As I apparently have a child (spoiler: I don't), I decided to find out more...
Wow - it seems I'm a dad! Strange way for my unknown child to introduce themselves, but still...
For once,
#PMQs is unlikely to be a shitshow
#OneOffTootAt least when Johnson was in trouble he *went* to Ukraine to visit Zelenskyy. Sunak can't even be arsed doing that, just ships in world leaders for photo ops.
Rishi Sunak has reshuffled his cabinet and left Dominic Raab in post. Which means there will be another reshuffle in a couple of weeks.
