Gina Corano grossing 804 dollars at the box office is hilarious
Left Libertine
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Leftist Libertine who supports organized labor and despises fascism. He/Him
SirEviscerate 
SICK KID: I think I have a fever.
ME: Aww. *puts a hand on her forehead* Leave that there for an hour. If it gets too warm, I'll get another one out of the freezer.
Woodrow PeelKevin McCarthy updates his Facebook relationship status to “I’m a bottom.”
EJ NicksonToday my Roomba sent me a picture of myself, calling me an obstacle to cleaning. It's not wrong.
Kim PossibleUgh. #Fireworks are so last year.
Flying the confederate flag is the same as flying a swastika.
Davey 
pronouncing the meow in homeowner
People who would reject their children for being queer complaining that their family didn’t spend the holidays with them is never going to stop being funny. I’m glad Dennis Prager is sad. I’m always glad when he’s sad.