Kevin McCarthy lying to himself after Jim Jordan’s endorsement speech for him yielded more votes for Jim Jordan

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
#christmas #happyholidays #ItsAWonderfulLife #politics #uspolitics

The fact he actually sold out is baffling to say the least. The same schmucks that complain about gas prices and inflation are the same schmucks that spent $99 on jpeg lolz

Perspective 🥴

I hate this for America. It’s so sad because it’s so true

NARRATOR: “And just like that, little Johnny amd Susie were good little kids all year round for fear of being put on the Naughty List.”

Ya Love to see it 🤡 😂 🤡

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Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, Dan Patrick, and Ken Paxton are going to be absolutely stunned when they find out Jesus Christ was a dark-skinned, middle-eastern Jew who most likely had a thick Arab-looking beard…. Oh how I would love to see their faces as they attempt to justify their bigoted, racist actions before they’re denied entry to The Pearly Gates 🤡

Tell me you’re in the midwest without telling me you’re from the midwest… 🥸