@Fickle_Filly
Whenever I lead meetings, I'm always like "I wish these mf's would listen to me instead of thinking about slashing me like wolverine!" 😂😂😂
@Stoned_Deva_

@LalaKroniq
🙏

@mayaisloading
There is still time for us to change that.

@fuzzyduck
I've never been married, but have had my fair share of internet hookups, and they aren't that exciting. It's like ordering pizza, except the gross guy coming over is delivering a beer belly and erectile dysfunction.

@levelbot
People are loving spring training I guess!

@vitaly_druker
I just read a press release from Mac that that has only ever happened to you, and their products come with no glitches whatsoever and to buy more Mac products. 🤷‍♀️

@HatTheButcher
Transfer on the way. It's the Honda.
@princesaballena

@HatTheButcher
Shut up and take my money!!
@princesaballena

@AWildPackOfCigarettes
Was. He OD'd back in '87 at a huge rave. Caused his wife to be a hermit tbh.
@princesaballena