Is the "edge of 17" "I am 16 going on 17" or "I am 17 going on 18"?

#Smoking in the ferry line and some #fucker called the #popo on me. Luckily I can #flirt my way out of any ticket but missed the goddamn ferry. Guess I gotta walk to the park to #blaze now. Ugh.

Might be cynical of me, but at this point in my life, I think I would choose weed over anything. Love, money, food. Don't give me an ultimatum you don't want the answer to. Puff puff bitches.  

Maybe taking a handful of shrooms while naked in a messy house was a bad idea.

Is it #caturday yet?

@fulkery1
Stop boosting all these top tier jokes! My thumb is getting sore from hitting the ⭐ button!

Emojis!!!