Making an appointment to have sex with your spouse is not nearly as exciting as making an appointment to have sex with a stranger. Prolly
@fuzzyduck You don’t know my spouse!
@fuzzyduck Also, you don't know if your spouse will punk out on you. Prolly.
@fuzzyduck not that I'm admitting anything or judging, but almost as difficult making an appointment with a polyamorous spouse in many open marriages... Or not πŸ€”
@fuzzyduck Nobody sucks dick like a bitch who is trying to ruin your life.
@fuzzyduck
I've never been married, but have had my fair share of internet hookups, and they aren't that exciting. It's like ordering pizza, except the gross guy coming over is delivering a beer belly and erectile dysfunction.
@Larissa you had me at gross guy πŸ˜†