Mastodawn

Ladyboo Lane 👻

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Here to disassociate from all the things
Pfp - ladybug on a purple flower with green leaves

them: how are you doing?

me: living the dream

them: but you're so unhappy all the time..?

me: nightmares are a type of dream

Inside me there are no wolves; there's a beaver in a little hardhat & pink coveralls just Keeping Things Moving

I don't want to seize the day can't I just cuddle the day instead

🐱

i love you to the 711 and back

First thing I'm gonna do when we're rich is take two naps at the same time

Oh no I couldn't possibly, I am already full up of horrors today.

Unclench your jaw.

Relax your brow.

Go get a drink of water.

See if you've taken your meds

Eat something.

Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.

Because you do.

You're a wonderful person.

And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

Nobody wants to work anymore, says the legacy passive income crowd

What's the rule about changing the clocks? Spring forward, fall into a pit of despair?