A major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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Last Cherokee Conjurer. Published Magician. Artist. Writer. Beekeeper. Cherokee traditions keeper. He/Him
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Patient: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?” Doctor: “To the morgue.” Patient: “What? But I’m not dead yet!” Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”
What’s the last thing to go through a bug’s head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 miles per hour? Its ass.
"Really?”, says the alien. “Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?"
"Our chocolate?" asks the Pope. "What does chocolate have to do with it?"
"Well," said the alien. "When he came to our planet, we gave him chocolate. Why, what did you do?"
A spaceship lands in St. Peter's square in Rome. An alien emerges and is immediately granted an audience with the Pope.
After the alien assures the Pope they come in peace, the Pope asks, "I know this question may sound odd, but I was wondering if your species know about Jesus Christ?"
"Of course we do!”, says the alien, “He visits our planet every couple of years! Fantastic guy!"
"Every two years?" gasps the Pope. "We're still waiting for his *second* coming!"
Cherokee street magician.
Trying to preserve our Native American Magic Culture.
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Reminder:
You will face each day with strength and courage.
That inner strength is your guiding light.
You are resilient, no matter what life throws at you.
That strength is limitless and ever-growing.
You are stronger than yesterday and growing stronger each day.
I'm proud of you
Unclench your jaw.
Relax your brow.
Go get a drink of water.
See if you've taken your meds
Eat something.
Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.
Because you do.
You're a wonderful person.
And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through
they turned around and started back again, but they had traveled so far that they were old men when they reached home.
Cherokee street magician.
Trying to preserve our Native American Magic Culture.
If you like my work, please, please, please help support it, any little bit helps a lot and is greatly appreciated.
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when it swung back the door was shut. The sun came out of this door from the east and climbed along on the inside of the arch. It had a human figure but was too bright for them to see clearly and too hot to come very near. They waited until the sun had come out and then tried to get through while the door was still open, but just as the first one was in the doorway the rock came down and crushed him. The other six were afraid to try it and as they were now at the end of the world