I have a multi talented chicken 🐔

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Old twelfth night is nearly upon us, time to Wassail. Here we Wassail to spur apple trees into productivity. We know this is unlikely to be very effective but it's tradition, a chance to get out with neighbours in mid winter.

This got me thinking about which daft modern habits could be relegated to folklore and what would they look like? Sticking cider soaked toast into apple trees whilst firing shotguns into the air is already taken though 🌳🍞🍎 #wassail #cider #productivity #toast