A ★★½ review of Scream 3 (2000)

Yes, this one totally killed the franchise for over a decade before another sequel, then another decade after that for the requel and follow-ups. It's just a miracle we ever got more with how sloppy this one is. Mostly because the studio refused to have patience and Harvey Weinstein needed to push this one out like it was a woman he was pushing himself on like the perverted creep he was and is.

A ★★ review of House of Wax (2005)

Is this the worst of the mjd-2000s glut of horror remakes? No, certainly not. I still don't understand why they essentially took the name of a Vincent Price classic and melded some of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre creepy family vibe into it, but hey, at least we got the iconic Paris Hilton death scene which I recall getting a dammed near standing ovation in the theatre. Beyond that though, not much to see here.

A ★★ review of House of Wax (2005)

Is this the worst of the mjd-2000s glut of horror remakes? No, certainly not. I still don't understand why they essentially took the name of a Vincent Price classic and melded some of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre creepy family vibe into it, but hey, at least we got the iconic Paris Hilton death scene which I recall getting a dammed near standing ovation in the theatre. Beyond that though, not much to see here.

A ★★★★★ diary entry for Scream (1996)

A ★★★★½ review of Dust Bunny (2025)

Anytime that Bryan Fuller gets together with Mads Mikkelsen, we as the viewers are treated to something special that not everyone will get or enjoy, but if you do, you fucking fall in love with it. I don't even really know how to describe this film. The best thing I can come up with is if you were to take Leon The Professional, Little Monsters, John Wick, an almost fairy tale vibe and throw them all in a blender. The resulting mix gets you an action-horror-fantasy hybrid that gets molded into a kid friendly gateway horror with enough intelligence and

A ★★★½ review of Primate (2025)

Alright, here we go. Is Primate a good movie? No, not really. Does it have a good enough story to hold up when the carnage isn't on the screen? Well, again not really, if the gentlemen sitting behind me snoring is an indication. But when the carnage hits oh boy. Ben is a monkey that lives with a family as the recently deceased mother worked with him on sign language and that whole thing. But somehow a mongoose with rabies gets inside his secured enclosure and bites him, of course giving him rabies, and he just happens to escape and

A ★★★★★ review of The Descent (2005)

Neil Marshall's claustrophobic horror Masterpiece could easily top any directors filmography, and while his output in the years since has been a mixed bag, it still ranks as his second best film due to the existence of Dog Soldiers. It's been years since my last re-watch but it still holds up incredibly well.

A ½ review of It Ends (2025)

Someone got high while watching 2002's Dead End and thought, why not do this same kinda concept, except infinitely more boring and with very little acting talent. Just awful.