Actually, I have an awful lot to hide.

Not because I am a criminal or a tax-evading billionaire, but because I'm a human being.

I am more than just a data mine. I refuse to be reduced to a source of digital commodities. I refuse to be valued at anyone's ad-revenue.

I have a right to decide what others should know about me. And I have a right to know what they will do with what they know.

That's why I have a lot to hide. Not because I must, but because I want to.
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#privacy #DataProtection

Familiar acronyms mean very different things out here in the haunted woods:

NFT = Nocturnal Forest Things
AI = Angry Insects
GPS = Ghosts Prefer Shadow
FBI = Forbidden Bones Inside
BTW = Belligerent Twig Witch
GE = Ghosts Everywhere
NASA = Never Ask Squirrels Anything