Fucking perfection.
Kel Stewart
@KelStewart
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Aulia MasnaPeople who want the iPhone and iOS but want Android level flexibility can get an Android phone and skin the OS. Don’t ask for Android features, don’t ask for modularity. Your preferences are already catered to.
Don’t go to Burger King asking for a Big Mac.
@MLE_online is this sort of like all the mythical drugs I was supposed to be offered for free in High School? I am STILL waiting for that.
@mangochutney may the 19th of June be with you.
1 hour in to family lunch the boomer tradition of talking about who has died and who has cancer has commenced.
@KingShawn that would be maddening to me. So much so I’d put a fan on in the bedroom to drown out the noise of the bathroom fan.
So what we’ve established is trump is pretty much a broke bitch yeah?
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"THEM: call for pricing
ME: best I can do is fuck no
ME: best I can do is fuck no
Pro Tip: if you want a really specific foot massage. Go to a reflexology place and get a foot massage and then look at the map and figure out where you want to get massaged then make up ailments to align to that part of your foot. Right now I’m getting a Kidney & Gonad foot massage 😂