Kel Stewart

@KelStewart
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Fucking perfection.

People who want the iPhone and iOS but want Android level flexibility can get an Android phone and skin the OS. Don’t ask for Android features, don’t ask for modularity. Your preferences are already catered to.

Don’t go to Burger King asking for a Big Mac.

Seems like you can have more than 500 tabs open
1 hour in to family lunch the boomer tradition of talking about who has died and who has cancer has commenced.
So what we’ve established is trump is pretty much a broke bitch yeah?
THEM: call for pricing
ME: best I can do is fuck no
Pro Tip: if you want a really specific foot massage. Go to a reflexology place and get a foot massage and then look at the map and figure out where you want to get massaged then make up ailments to align to that part of your foot. Right now I’m getting a Kidney & Gonad foot massage 😂

Whenever an org says it wants to use ‘AI’ for a better customer experience, it is almost certainly lying.

Customers are not clamoring for shitty chat bots that extend the time to get to a real human. Customers are not asking for LLM-authored SEO-driven FAQ pages. Customers are not asking for yet more hero images of people with extra fingers.

The org is likely only interested in using ‘AI’ to reduce effort, save money, cut staff.

The fact beeper mini folks thought they had a viable business/product is laughable.
The latest @atpfm episode had me yelling in my car over the version naming. This is possibly the funniest bit I’ve heard in some time. Also @siracusa really deserves some kind of medal for that patience… maybe not so much for the hints though….