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PronounsShe/her/mom
Position on punsThey are the highest form of wit
Favorite type of refactoringAdding a layer
Least favorite type of refactoringRemoving a layer
This is an OK car
Yesterday I told my son I would start eating keto with him, so tonight I pulled out one of many ridiculous single-purpose kitchen devices we somehow own, so I can make some (yummmmm) deviled eggs. #food
Yogurt is just ice cream with virtue. Tasty, delicious virtue.

It’s nice to see modern technology show up in popular media… for example, the cult classic movie Sneakers from 1992 includes a great example of two actor authentication.

#nerdplay #movie

Apparently I’ve got one hot dog and one demon pup

This week’s random craft project: I dried some orange slices and then made a resin coaster with them (and a splash of alcohol ink).

Now if only I were a fancy enough person or had fancy enough furniture that I actually used coasters... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#resin #crafting #project

I looooove reading books.

I also haaaate starting a new book.

I contain multitudes.

@bookstodon #books

What’s with the side eye, mr. robot
I’m a little conflicted about how often I have to prove I’m not a robot, because…
I took this pic of fallen leaves in a neighbor’s yard yesterday because they reminded me of one of the scourges of my childhood: Midwestern green bean casserole.