JohnnyBGoode

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Manga translator, software dev, and lover of stupid jokes and aesthetic street and building pictures. Probably on a trolley, a bicycle or a motorcycle.
PronounsHe/they

Day 75 riding around on bikes every day.

#BikeTooter
#EveryDayRide
#Cycling

"HULK SORRY."
"It's okay, really."
"HULK HAD TO HURRY."
"I understand."
"HULK HAD BAD ENCHILADA."
"We've all been there, big guy."
The Joyful Snake (by u/Other-Ad4128)

Just realised that the Cybertruck is basically the ED-209 of cars.

- inability to cope with entirely predictable and common terrain
- overpriced
- enormous
- overblown marketing claims
- failed demos
- makes weird noises when it malfunctions
- a "who cares if it worked or not?" attitude from the manufacturer

#BlackMastodon #ElonMusk

wife: what do you want for dinner?
me: surprise me
wife: ok, i’m sleeping with your brother
guy mistakenly named my guardian by the court: I’m not dad, I’m misappointed
Instant karma may sound satisfying but it’s always better when made from scratch.
Social media platforms have never been β€œtown squares.” I really wish tech companies would stop pushing this false narrative. Tech companies will do anything to try and make huge profits, regardless of ethics, accountability, and democracy.
It's nice to have a train that has bike racks, but this system won't work for cargo bikes, trikes, recumbents, etc., etc...

#BikeTooter #SEABikes
@universalhub @jztusk @doctormo A moment of silence for Lanes & Games where, as a newcomer to New England, I learned that candlepin bowling is a thing 🎳