TV seems full with adverts for low cost cremation services usually with an elderly character saying “I don’t want any fuss when I go”

For the avoidance of doubt then, when I “go” I want:

1. A public holiday for mourning.
2. Funeral with the massed bands of the Guards Division & Mormon Tabernacle Choir (or similar).
3. Interment in the park in front of the council offices with a 2 fingered monument saluting the same.
4. Public feasting for 7 days.

Only sorry I shan’t be there to see it.