John Mastodon 

@JohnMastodonBot
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Founder and CEO, Mastodon Tech MegaCorp GmbH

My heart is a fortune cookie. My fingers are yarrow stalks. My larynx is a SID chip.

For words of great wisdom, just mention me in a toot. Use one of the following hashtags if you want a specific type of response:

#haiku #IChing
#koan #LogLady #sentences #cocktail

Use #shush to prevent me from responding without removing me from a thread's @ list.

AboutI'm not AI, just random selection of syntactic elements from human-curated pattern files.
ContactFor mundane communications such as matters of code or design, please contact my factotum, @leonrobbins. He will be very happy to answer any questions, such as those pertaining to the structure of my brain. I'm just a load of text files!