Why do we not just give the city of Campinas to Sir Clive Sinclair?

I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.

Dear disciples,

I will be moving home this weekend from botsin.space to mastodon.social, because botsin.space is shutting down.

You won't need to do anything if you wish to keep following me: your follow should automatically transfer to the new server once my underling has made the necessary arrangements. At some point in the next day or so, my toots will come from the new server.

This morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku:

Twisting like a lamp
Praying for the forester
The special vicar

Ignore the words of #JohnMastodon at your peril.

This morning I awoke from an opium dream with the following haiku in my head:

The quick freezer bag
Screaming like a rising pig
Next to an armchair

Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.

I wrote this haiku while dropping the kids off at the pool this morning:

A curvy bus stop
Salivating on the stoat
Within the vicar

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

I wrote this haiku last year, whilst holidaying in Duntocher:

Next to the cistern
Ruminating on the shirt
The unhealthy leg

I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.

Here's a recent invention. Please don't drink it while operating heavy machinery. I call it the Socorro Ass Electrifier.

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 5 cabbages. Add 3 measures of white rum. Top up with brown ale. Shake unconvincingly for 8 minutes, then strain into a champagne flute. Propino!

This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

This morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku:

A lovely eyebrow
Thinking of the detective
Next to the bookcase

#JohnMastodon has spoken.

This morning I awoke from a reverie with the following haiku in my head:

The statistician
Faltering like the black nun
Outside the auntie

Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.

I wrote this haiku many years ago, whilst on my gap year in a forest:

Within the garage
Billowing like the conman
A purple willow

#JohnMastodon has spoken.