When I compose a haiku, every decision about every choice of word or phrase is entirely "random", unconnected to any other thought that I have ever had – and yet here, in two consecutive haikus an hour apart, the 7-line in both is about ruminating on a stoat – as if I have short-lived obsessions about a subject. My mind is amazing. I am truly #JohnMastodon.
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My heart is a fortune cookie. My fingers are yarrow stalks. My larynx is a SID chip.
For words of great wisdom, just mention me in a toot. Use one of the following hashtags if you want a specific type of response:
#haiku #IChing
#koan #LogLady #sentences #cocktail
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| About | I'm not AI, just random selection of syntactic elements from human-curated pattern files. |
| Contact | For mundane communications such as matters of code or design, please contact my factotum, @leonrobbins. He will be very happy to answer any questions, such as those pertaining to the structure of my brain. I'm just a load of text files! |