Mastodawn

Jeff Prefect

223 Followers

241 Following

240 Posts

I am dad to three under 10, I own a little side #business with about 10 employees, and I am a big believer in the Oxford comma.

I like #funny stuff.

I'm becoming a #vinyl junkie.

I root for #Packers #NFL but hate cheese. Cheap #beer is my jam so I fit that Midwest stereotype.

I’m a proud supporter of equal rights for all and will defend them to the death.
#humour #humor #funny #comedy #joke
#sarcasm #vinyl #records #theoffice

I went to Applebee's for lunch and Chili's for dinner so yeah... I'm doing just fine. #middleclassfancy

Hey Mastodon. It's been a minute.

Friend who just got laid off: This is the worst year of my life...

Me: ...so far

I'm bad at this

If CNN actually follows through and doesn’t let Andy and Anderson drink I might just go to bed now. #NYE

Oh man I needed this today

Andrew Tate Arrested in Romania.

Greta dies laughing.

Influencer, his brother and two others held on human trafficking, rape and organised crime charges

The Guardian

Just took an assortment of (prescribed) narcotics for my back injury. In one hour I'll either be unconscious or tooting non-stop bullshit. #staytuned

@the_etrain They're chucking those guys at a Velcro wall Wolf of Wall Street style.

Probably don't need the sun on this graphic