I don’t brush my teeth. I just shake my fist at the world twice daily and happen to have a toothbrush in my hand at the time.
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Jake
@Jakeline
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amateur lurker, professional shit talker, bad speller. often makes lists of three things that actually contain four items. been around the internet once or twice.
What if Antiques Roadshow, but directed by Wes Anderson?
Mike BennettAn excerpt from the novel and podcast, Underwood and Flinch, read by the author. Available wherever you get your podcasts. eBook from the Kindle store.
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The left is calling for greater investment of renewable energy, and the right is burning Barbies, shooting Bud Lights, and touting the upsides of both slavery and genocide so I can totally see how both sides are to blame for all this polarization.
Sophie!Every single thing conservatives are mad about can fit into three categories:
1) things they made up entirely
2) things caused by conservatism
3) things that are none of their goddamn business
Was just applying for a savings account, and let me tell you: the list of possible professions is WILD.
For the IT industry folks, they only have "programmer," but in exchange, all those auctioneers and arms/ammunition dealers are covered. A few other delightfully specific entries:
Auctioneer
Cigarettes Distributor
Conv. Store Mgr/Owner
Gem/Metal Dealer
Jeweler
Liquor Store Owner
Parking Lot Owner
Pawn Broker
Vending Machine Operator
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Darius KazemiSince I'm seeing a new wave of people saying they plan to leave Twitter, you may like my browser tool that takes the zip file of your Twitter export and returns a zip file of a web site that lets people browse and search your tweets. You can just upload the files wherever you normally host html and it'll work just fine.
https://tinysubversions.com/twitter-archive/make-your-own/
Example archive: https://tinysubversions.com/twitter-archive/
Janel Comeaugirl are you the Barbie Movie because wow a lot of men are angry that you weren’t specifically created to appeal to them