Jake

@Jakeline
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amateur lurker, professional shit talker, bad speller. often makes lists of three things that actually contain four items. been around the internet once or twice.
Weird music projecthttps://offno.bandcamp.com
Scene report from Los Angeles #eclipse

Was just applying for a savings account, and let me tell you: the list of possible professions is WILD.

For the IT industry folks, they only have "programmer," but in exchange, all those auctioneers and arms/ammunition dealers are covered. A few other delightfully specific entries:

Auctioneer
Cigarettes Distributor
Conv. Store Mgr/Owner
Gem/Metal Dealer
Jeweler
Liquor Store Owner
Parking Lot Owner
Pawn Broker
Vending Machine Operator

Good to know it only costs $4.77 to get murdered in my sleep #CatsOfMastodon

I accidentally bought another bag of flour forgetting that I already had plenty at home, so this is now impromptu baking week. Not my best work on either of them, but not shabby:

Chocolate cayenne cake and cinnamon swirl bread. Yes those are raisins. No, I will not apologize.

Went out for a walk today, and a squirrel snuck up and startled me. I didn’t want to weird the poor little dude out, so I pointedly turned away so it could scamper off without worrying that the predator (me) would chase and eat it. When I turned back around, the squirrel was posed like this, the little drama queen
Nothing so delightful as watching a docent trying to explain this Keith Haring painting
Normalize sending your bestie letters like this #DailyDracula
The #wga strike out in front of paramount studios keeping up the pressure. Nice work folks!
Dash the cat giving off his best #Caturday sleepy vibes

At a local street fair on a beautiful day, and this gigantic dog was an entire mood

(@darth)