Jack Szwergold 

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“An acute perception doesn’t make you crazy. However sometimes it can drive you crazy.”
@dmandl Welcome to the post-Drumpf world. 🌎😔
@patc Imagine taking a bite and then suddenly it turns silver and regenerates like Robert Patrick in “Terminator 2.” 🌭

My latest in Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood about the time I traded Atari video games with a JHS pal and got to experience his family:

👩🏻‍🦱Mom in a stained nightie.
🧔🏻‍♂️ Dad refinishing furniture in an unventilated apartment.
👦🏻 Little brother sitting on a rickety washing machine.

Something for everyone! 🎉

https://mrbellersneighborhood.com/2024/04/trading-video-games-with-beven

Trading Video Games with Beven

Beven came to class with a dark brown leather briefcase that looked like it had been found on a pile of trash.

Mr. Beller's Neighborhood

You know what you don’t hear about anymore? Nose bleeds. 👃🩸😪

That’s weird, right?

I mean you’d think that you’d at least see a few kids with nose bleeds once in a while.

Or is it one of those things that happened in the 1970s that doesn’t happen anymore. Like quicksand or spontaneous combustion.

Vaya con Dios, Flaco… 🦉😔

Died after whacking into a building on West 89th Street. One year of pure freedom after 13 years of captivity. Truly a New York story. https://newsroom.wcs.org/News-Releases/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/22056/Flaco-the-Eurasian-Eagle-Owl-Has-Died.aspx

Flaco, the Eurasian Eagle Owl, Has Died

New York City, Feb. 23, 2024 – The following statement was released by Central Park Zoo: We are saddened to report that Flaco, the Eurasian eagle owl discovered missing from the Central Park Zoo after his exhibit was vandalized just over a year ago, is dead after an apparent collision with a

@dmandl So she went from a fishy “Amazon” call to an even fishier transfer of that “Amazon” call directly to the “FTC?” 🤔

I’m sorry for her loss of $50,000 but this sounded like bullship from the beginning. 💩

Just set your phone to only answer calls from contacts; send everything else to the black hole of voicemail.

If there was Amazon fraud, it would have been an email first. Sorry, but she sounds like a very well educated idiot.

@dmandl “When asked if a Netflix documentary could help, he said “fuck documentaries” and the streaming company.” Wow! Sad state of affairs.😔
100 Days 😔🇮🇱
Here’s my latest in Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood about a friend named Howie and fireworks in old school Brooklyn. 🧨 https://mrbellersneighborhood.com/2023/12/collecting-dud-fireworks-to-make-m-80s
Collecting Dud Fireworks to Make M-80s

Howie was one of the only kids my age who could get packs of plain fireworks without hassle.

Mr. Beller's Neighborhood
@dmandl Slope Core? Or maybe they would be in Boerum Hill? BoCoCa Core?